Three Dog Days

A “dog expert” said I would never tame these dogs and should dump them at the pound.

On their first car trip to the vet, I switched on the radio, and they attacked the speaker. As the car passed a pedestrian on the roadside, all 3 dogs hurtled their bodies against the window, shouting vicious dog insults. The vet assistant knelt down to say, “What a cute little dog!” and Chutney tried to bite her. But there was no way I was giving up on these dogs — Bosco, Loca and Chutney were perfect.